Kid That Cardale Jones Beat Down In Video Games Challenges Him To A Rematch In NHL '15

Everybody remember my man Cardale Jones just casually beating down a sick kid in the hospital by 56 points in NCAA football?

Oh wait excuse me, 63 points.

Well he’s back, had some time to reflect and practice and get his game tight, and now he wants a rematch. Only this time in a different sport:

Love the balls on this kid, but nothing would make me happier than Cardale just rolling up his sleeves and beating that ass down 155 to nothing. Seriously no charity wins around here. You pummel this punk and you pummel him hard. That’s the ultimate sign of respect. Saying I’m not taking it easy on you, I’m not going soft just because you’re a cool little dude and may be sick. “I take no prisoners bum.” Words all the great competitors live by.

Although switching it up to NHL 15 was a savvy move by Jared, I’ll give him that. Ice hockey is definitely not Cardale’s strong point, but video games are video games.

PS- Be careful about that “reimbursement” plan Cardale, taking 40 bucks from a sick kid in a hospital is the type of shit Mark Emmert and his minions LIVE to dream up punishments for.

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