Rick Pitino Takes Louisville Recruits To Laser Tag On 4/20, Gets "Third highest score LOL"

Card Chronicle – There have been a lot of questions these past couple of days about the visits of Drexel transfer Damion Lee and five-star class of 2016 point guard Tyus Battle.

Details, as they typically are in these situations have been scarce, but here’s one thing I can report which both occurred and occurred successfully: laser tag.

The team, Lee, Battle, the coaches and the graduate assistants all made an appearance at Laser Blaze in St. Matthews on Monday to have a little fun. Three games were played, an afterward, a handful of players posed for a picture.

There was also a report that Pitino himself made an appearance and actually participated in a game. When asked if he could confirm or deny this earth-shattering report, Pitino said simply…

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Today’s Headline- Louisville takes 5 star recruit and transfer to Laser Tag, Pitino gets 3rd highest score

Tomorrow’s Headline- Louisville loses 10 scholarships and faces 5 year postseason ban for impermissible benefits after providing recruits with electronic laser tag vests

Possible Alternate Future Headline- Louisville basketball team/Rick Pitino subjected to random drug tests after playing Laser Tag on 4/20

#NCAALife

Also for the record we might have some tough guys come out of the woodwork saying good to see Louisville taking recruits to play a children’s game while other schools are throwing parties and providing booze and groupies for threesomes. Those idiots don’t realize how fucking awesome Laser Tag is.

PS – One of the first pictures that popped up when I Googled “Laser Blaze,”

what are the chances Peyton Siva is still hanging around the Louisville Laser Blaze in the offseasons? Like 95%? When you spend 8 years at one school it kind of becomes home.