BREAKING: Hannah Palmer Has Entered The Race For The Most Gorgeous Person To Ever Walk The Earth
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UH OH - What do you think the drop dead gorgeous Hilde, who currently owns the title, has to say about this??? FIND OUT HERE!!!
WOW! Hi there, Hannah! Nice to see you, too! And yes, she has ALWAYS been in the running for most gorgeous person to ever walk the Earth! And now, even more so! During a global pandemic, no less! Props to Hannah for continuing to fight the good fight! Down with Covid-19! Up with Hannah and the beauty of life! Take care now! Bye bye then!
ANOTHER QUICK BREAK: Tell Fortnight Boy I'm getting all his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO HANNAH!!!
Thank you, Hannah! Hooray for Hannah! Hooray!