Isles Fans Officially Turn Heel - Its Barbarian Life From Here On Out

This is it folks. No turning back now. I tried to be level headed about it but I cant take the crybaby attitude going on right now. This is playoff hockey and we’re the fucking New York Islanders. We’ll steal your license plates. We’ll steal our own stadium’s seats even though there are still home games left to be played. You show up in opposing colors we’ll shit all over you until you go home and cry on your blog. We’ll tailgate at 9am and puke at our seats by noon. We’re the loudest, trashiest, most barbaric fan base in the sport. Every game is a battle and we’re here to rape and pillage. Straight Viking Life from here on out.

Isles fans care about one thing and one thing only – hoisting that Cup for the 5th time. I dont care about some DC losers who talked shit and ended up with hurt feelings and a keyed car. We’re not here to be classy. It aint about sportsmanship. Losers whine about that shit. Winners go home and fuck the loud mouth Long Island prom queen in their parents’ basement. Its about winning and losing. We’re gonna win and we’re gonna bully the losers. Because thats how sports works. Thats how being a fan works.

So the Bandwagon is officially replaced by a Viking Warship and this man right here is our leader:

If you cant handle the shit talking and the drinking and the arrogance and the overall trashbag nature of Islanders fans, fucking suck it, losers. You weren’t meant to handle playoff hockey anyway.

GIVE US ALL YOUR LICENSE PLATES!!!