Big Sexy Bartolo On The Bump Tonight As The Mets Go For 6 Straight...Friday Can't Get Any Sexier
Forget about Harvey Day. Its a Sexy Friday here at Barstool New York. Which means another 6 or 7 scoreless innings, probably 2 or 3 hits, a rub batted in, and unlimited, overflowing amounts of Tolo sexiness.
If you’re sexy and you know it raise your hands!
Hey Tolo what is it that makes you so sexy? Is it your impeccable sense of American Eagle style?
Is it your beautiful smile?
No? What is it then?
Oh ok thanks for clearing that up. Tolo been dripping that American League sex since 1993
But it wasnt until now that he had his true Sexual Awakening in the NL
You cant stop the Sexy. You can only hope to contain it. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show tonight as the first place Mets go for 6 in a row with Bartolo Colon on the bump.
