Drunk Guy Gives Himself A Pokemon Tattoo And I'd Say He Nailed It

Independent- Forget Left Shark, there’s a new slightly rubbish but loveable animal meme in town. The internet has been guffawing over this guy’s attempt at a Charmander tattoo this morning, which apparently was done “with no experience or artistic ability” while drunk and on Xanax. The shading’s terrible, the outline’s jagged, the colouring’s non-existent and the tail flame looks all sad and impotent. 27-years-old, the man apparently “woke up the next morning and asked his friend why he didn’t stop him. His friend said he tried multiple times.”

Yep.  Crushed it.  Shockingly life like and realistic.  Hard to even tell which of those pictures above is the tattoo and which is the just the actual picture of Charmander, isn’t it?  Almost impossible. Okay so that tattoo sucks.  But let’s bring in a little more context and see if you feel the same way.  He was drunk, on xanax and had to draw that fucking thing upside down on his body.  Factor in all of that and that’s actually a half way decent job.  The part about having to draw the thing upside down might be the hardest part.  Everybody’s been drunk before.  Everybody’s been on xanax.  You get used to those feelings.  Get drunk and pop a few xanax enough times and it’s like riding a bike.  You never ever get used to drawing pictures or number or letter upside down though.  Never ever.  It throws off your entire equilibrium and it’s basically like you’ve never written down anything before in your life.  So, accounting for all those factors, I’m saying that Charmander tattoo is an A+.

PS- If you can’t relate to this last line, you’re dead to me

“woke up the next morning and asked his friend why he didn’t stop him. His friend said he tried multiple times.”

Maybe not in regards to drunkenly drawing a Pokemon character on yourself.  Probably more along the lines of, “Why didn’t you stop me from taking the entire pizza out of the box, placing it on my chess and eating it that way?  I woke up with 7/8’s of a pizza on my comforter.”  Dude, I tried.