Allen Iverson Taking Over The Sixers Twitter Account Would Be GREAT If It Were Actually A.I. And Not Some PR Monkey

#AskTheAnswer…or throw questions on Twitter using that hashtag and get a watered response from a corporate PR drone. First off, there’s no way Iverson even sniffs his own Twitter account. There’s wayyyyyy too much proper grammar for it to actually be The Answer. The dude’s throwing out the proper spelling of “condolences” for Christ sake. I’m not saying AI is an idiot, but he certainly ain’t no Shakespeare either. But there’s ZERO chance Iverson is around and/or sober when this is going down. I don’t want to blow up the Philly legend’s spot, but I think The Answer is going through some tough times. A couple weeks ago we received tips of AI being in a CC hotel drunk as a skunk. At 11 am. On a Tuesday. One person said Iverson was riding the escalator up and down for minutes at a time talking on the phone. The tipster left to go to a meeting, came back 45 minutes later and, yup, AI is still on the vertical express. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so depressing. But, yeah, if the Sixers are gonna go this route they might as well let the man loose and allow him to say what he wants. We’re talking instant viral material here. That is if he’s allowed to use his phone at whatever blackjack table he’s stationed at for the week.

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