This Girl Thought She Was Tougher Than The Sun. The Fucking Sun
I don't know how to spell the noice I made when I saw this. That sound where you breathe out and go "awwughghh" at the same time. Just devastating pain watching that video. You can feel the pain through your screen. I just did that sound again. You just know how badly that hurts.
We've all done it though. The ol' "I'm not going to wear sunscreen today, I want to get TAN" play. So stupid. So, so stupid. Like yeah, sure, THIS will be the time you don't get burned into the 3rd ring of hell by the sun (the fuckin' sun). THIS will be the time you get a nice base tan and not turn into a cherry popsicle ass face.
And we know how it goes now- you spend the next 3 days inside, under the covers, shivering. You go through a bottle of aloe a day. Your entire vacation is ruined. Your body peels like an onion in a week. You never get that tan you wanted. The sun is undefeated.