Caroline Wozniacki, Mayor Of Salt City

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HAHAHA, have to sort of respect Caroline Wozniacki at this point. It may be pathetic but at least she’s putting up a fight. Just getting herself out there as much as possible, trying to win this breakup every minute, hour, day that she’s alive. Sitting with JJ Watt at the Final Four, girls night out with Serena, and congratulating Jordan Spieth right in everyone’s face. Just let it go Caroline, let it go.

Suuuuuure.