Madonna Making Out With Drake At Coachella Made Me And Drake Puke

“Shut up you liked it”

I’ve never seen a more perfectly disgusted face than Drake’s there. Yesterday morning I accidentally ate some bad turkey from the fridge. As soon as I put it in my mouth I knew it was bad. It was slimy and smelled and just tasted all sorts of wrong. Know what face I made while I ran to the sink to spit it out/puke a bit? I made the Drake face. I made exactly that face. I think Madonna needs to kill herself right now. That’s how embarrassing this is. It’s like kissing a girl on the playground and her saying she doesn’t like you in front of everyone. Only “everyone” is like a billion people at Coachella and everyone else in the world memeing it on the internet. Not sure how you come back from that in the self-confidence department.