Dude On Divorce Court Accuses His Girlfriend Of Having Sex With The Entire Wu Tang Clan

The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man! She fucked all of them!

First of all, lets start with the obvious – upset city that this chick was white. I mean this is straight up Katie/Tyree/Tron on the Mad Real World. I did NOT expect this chick to look like Renee Zell-wedge-er. But make no mistake about it, this chick fucked every last one of them. Despite her testimony, she is, in fact, a buss down ho. A groupie to the max. Nobody goes back stage with the Wu, heads back to the tour bus, “loses track of time,” and spends the night “just talking” with the fucking Wu Tang Clan. Something tells me Ghostface Killah doesn’t want to just snuggle and talk about the future. U-God doesn’t want to hear about you drama with your friends. Bobby Digital isnt here to talk about whether your boyfriend is the one. They all ran train. And you know what the worst part of all? The absolute worst part? She even fucked Cappadonna. That dude is like the fakest member of any band, ever. That would be like if your girlfriend came home one day and was like “Guess what honey? I fucked all of Barstool Sports. Including Beardo!” It just adds insult to injury. The 9 original members of the Wu weren’t enough, she had to make it an even 10 and fuck Cappadonna too. Oh pardon me, ODB is obviously dead, as council so astutely pointed out. But she would have fucked Ol Dirty too if she could have. All sorts of dick penetrating her 36 chambers. The Wu turned her vagina into a goddam Gravel Pit.

Chick is a buss down ho for sure. I’m not sure what Judge Lynn decided on this one, but Nathan should have gotten everything in this divorce. Don’t even need any further evidence. If you’re accused of getting gang banged by the entire Wu Tang Clan and it turns out to even be 1% possible/true, you lose your divorce. Let alone if you actually went back to the tour bus till 7am. That is an instantaneous victory for the husband. I dont think you should be able to win a divorce if you’ve even ever thought about the Wu Tang Clan sexually.

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