Bob Costas Is Completely Out Of Stuff To Talk About In The 17th Inning Of Sox Vs Yankees

How does a commentator talk about baseball for over 6 hours? Easy, he doesn’t. He starts reading Snapple facts about guinea pigs and imagines attractive couples in the crowd fucking. Basically the same thing you do in church. Just totally zone out, fantasize about random stuff, then realize Ah shit, my dick is hard.

PS – I hope this goes until sunrise.

h/t Dan