Uncle Joe Biden Swaggerjacked A Baby's Pacifier Right Out Of His Mouth

BIDEN!

For a man who is a heartbeat away from being president and still holds hope for sitting pantsless in the Oval Office come 2016, the Vice President sure gives zero fucks.  The man does what he wants, when he wants.  And you know what?  I respect the shit out of that.  Maybe it’s more of a drunken Uncle at a BBQ kind of admiration instead of running the most powerful country in the world, but respect is respect.  Sorry, kid, you just got pimped whether you like it or not.