Gotta Respect Joe Biden For His Savage Pacifier Stealing Game

“Mine now, bitch” – Joe Biden 

 

NPR - Vice President Joe Biden has a long history of public gaffes. So much so that the Onion has published a series based on a parody of Biden as an administration screw-up and boozy womanizer. Last night, we got another Biden surprise when Georgina Bloomberg, a professional equestrian and the younger daughter of former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, posted a picture of Biden on her Facebook page. Bloomberg wrote: “What’s a boy to do when the Vice President steals your pacifier?”

 

Need to make the case for Biden 2016? Well look no further. Biden takes what he wants, when he wants, and takes no prisoners. Oh little crying kid wants his pacifier? Mine now, bitch! Oh some 3rd word country wants to start some trouble in my neighborhood? Boom, yer nuked! He doesn’t have time for these games. Doesn’t matter who you are, where you’re from, or how old you are, Biden takes what Biden wants.

 

 

Liberal, conservative, or you don’t give a fuck, if you can’t get on the Biden is a boss train, you’re going the wrong way. Old men who have stopped caring about social norms will never not be funny.