Happy Birthday To The Godfather, The American Hero, The King of Kings, Hugh Hefner

 

The legend. The Godfather. The undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. Hugh Fucking Hefner. 89 years young today. Men want to be him, women what to be on him. Even at 89. The guy who pretty much invented porn. The guy who makes it all possible today. The guy who paved the way for smut peddlers near and far. We owe so much to Mr. Hefner. I hope one day he has a monument in DC with the likes of Lincoln, Washington, and MLK. A very happy birthday to a true pioneer. To 89 more.

 

PS: Hef is only 5’9. Which means me and him are pretty much the same person. Such a win for us. Such a win.