Introducing The Most Desperate Yet DTF Texts From A Woman You'll Ever See

tl;dr Chick wants to bang dude, dude isn’t interested, girl keeps getting arrested, found religion and saved a few dogs, started dating someone, continues texting disinterested man.

Talk about a roller coaster of emotions here. This woman is an absolute psychopath and probably a danger to herself and all those around her BUT I will say one thing: Gosh darn it does she seem friendly. Just smiley faces and pleasant exclamation points while her world is quite literally crumbling around her. Like come on:

Raise your hand if these are nicer than anything you’ve ever been texted from a woman in your life. WHOLE LOT of hands going up right now. So you know what man, crazy and bad at deciphering your/you’re as this lady may be, I hope she figures it all out and things break her way. That positive attitude is going to carry you far, just hopefully not while you’re stuck in your house wearing a blinking ankle bracelet.

PS Are we thinking his chick is trashy hot or trashy fat? I could see it being the former but maybe I just want to believe in the attractiveness of mentally unstable strangers.

(h/t @t_sievers7)