Mel Kiper Just Said That He Takes The Cheese Off His Pizza Before Eating It, Can No Longer Be Trusted With Anything

 

What the fuck? I’m not joking when I say Mel Kiper’s opinion on everything was just invalidated. Drafts, Pizza, Life, all of it. A man who takes the cheese off a piece of pizza is not a man, he’s not even a human being. How the fuck am I supposed to look Mel in the eye on draft day? How the fuck am I supposed to trust any of his analysis? And the worst part is he was almost weirdly proud of it. Like this wasn’t even something he was scared to talk about. Mel Kiper takes the cheese off his pizza and thinks that’s acceptable behavior. No toppings, no cheese, just bread and tomato sauce. As savage as savage gets. Huge day for Todd McShay because Mel Kiper is officially dead to me. Can not win with him, can not coach with him, can’t do it, won’t do it.

 

 

h/t mdotphilly

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