Jimmy Fallon Gives Out His Superlatives For The 2015 NHL Playoffs

These Tonight Show Superlative videos are always pretty hit or miss, and this one was pretty meh. The best highlight from the whole thing was Questlove losing his shit over how horrifically ugly Andrei Vasilevskiy is. I can’t imagine Questlove is a huge hockey guy so seeing all these goonish looking white boys was probably a real treat for him. Just cracking up thinking to himself about how fucking dumb white people are. I mean, Vasilevskiy is TERRIBLE looking.

Not quite sure how I missed this guy when breaking down the Worst 5 Heads of Hair in Hockey but that was a terrible oversight on my part. There weren’t a ton of these that made me el-oh-el, but there were a few that were spot on.

Never really noticed how much Jonathan Drouin looks like that gay kid from Glee. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Nothing in the world was more uncomfortable and awkward than having to suffer through this fate as a kid. You never knew the right way to handle it. Just had to sit there and pretend it wasn’t happening. Also, this is Chief’s boy and I can 100% see Chief still getting reamed out by his mommy.

Somehow Joakim Nordstrom has done the impossible and made Joakim Noah only the 2nd ugliest Joakim in the city.

Actually eating PEZ out of the dispenser is like trying eat a Tootsie Pop without biting into it after 3 or 4 licks. Psycho shit.

Probably the worst thing that any human could say about another living being. That’s just ruthless. Shame on you, Fallon.

P.S. – Pretty messed up that they didn’t add any Flyers players in here, right?