Girl Gives Her Boyfriend A Test About Beyonce To Determine If They Should Stay Together

Metro- 21-year-old Allie Davis is a fully signed up member of the Beyhive. As in a massive Beyoncé fan. As in huge. Her Twitter handle is @Fergyonce (Yoncé for short). She largely posts about Bey (although sometimes Rihanna; occasionally Harry Styles). Her Twitter profile reads: ‘I met Beyoncé at Topshop and life will never be the same.’ This week, she decided to test her boyfriend’s allegiance to Bey. She gave him the ‘The Official Allie Davis Relationship Test’. To make sure they could stay together, he needed to score 60 per cent or over. The questions were mostly about Beyoncé, although she threw in some on other pop stars for good measure.

I’m shocked we even have the results of this test.  Why?  Because as soon as his girlfriend came up to him and said the words, “Okay, you’re gonna take a Beyonce test and have to score better than 60% for this relationship to continue” he should’ve been sprinting for the door.  Or the window.  Or whatever opening there was.  Get the hell outta there!  Run and never come back.  Run more than Forrest Gump ran.  Listen, if girls wanna have their Beyonce obsession, that’s fine.  Everybody has their obsessions.  But to type out a test an call it The Offical Allie Davis Relationship Test is what lunatics do.  She either needs to be a 15 outta 10 or give the best blow jobs of all time.  Other than that, it isn’t worth it. I will say, 60% is a generously low bar. That was nice of her.  Maybe Allie isn’t as crazy as I thought.  Wait, we’re talking about what percent on a Beyonce test her boyfriend can get in order to stay with her so yeah she’s still fucking nuts.

PS- That dude writes essays like I did back in school.  Quick, to the point and horrible.  “A billion dollars and Jay Z got punched”