Wozniacki Cuddling With JJ Watt At The National Championship Is Such A Middle Finger To Rory

“Yeah sure.  I guess I’ll go to the National Championship with JJ Watt.  Sounds like fun.  I wonder if we’ll be on TV at all. Oh is it Masters week?  I didn’t even notice.”

No way this isn’t a tactical move by Wozniacki.  It’s too diabolical to be a coincidence.  She knew it was Masters week.  She knew TV cameras would be all over her and Watt.  She knew Rory would be watching or find out about it instantly.  She’s trying to sabotage his career Grand Slam and I don’t like it one bit.  Chicks, man.

PS- I can’t decide if this helps or hurts Rory’s chances to snag a green jacket this week.  On the one hand, after he broke up with her he went on one of the greatest stretches in golf history.  On the other hand, you never wanna see your ex flirting with another guy on national TV.  Especially not a mother fucking beast of a man like Watt.  The thoughts running through Rory’s head right now can’t be fun.  For my own peace of mind, I’m saying it helps Rory and he takes his anger out on Augusta.