Barstool Final Four Roundup: Everything You Might Have Missed From The Weekend In College Hoops
Tonight’s the night. National Championship. Let’s take a look at how we got there.
Me when I realize this is the last night of college hoops:
Really wasn’t much to choose from in this one in terms of awesome plays and GIFs. Pretty straightforward beatdown by Duke. Man do they look awesome right now. Just an all around superior team to Michigan State in every way and they showed it. Got to tip your cap to MSU, Izzo worked his magic in March once again and got his guys to go way further than anyone expected.
Grayson had the highlight of the game. White boy missing an open 3, getting his own board and slamming it home then hyping the bench – like Bizarro world Duke.
Don’t forget, despite his name, face, and jersey, Grayson is one of the best white boy dunkers in the game.
Jahlil Okafor’s hands make a basketball look like the Nerf ball from your 2nd grade bedroom.
Speaking of Ja, he finally put his mark on a March Madness game. Basically unstoppable out there.
Tom how do you feel about the refs?
Co-signed, every single one of us.
“Do you believe in miracles?!”
I’m a Cal fan and think what he does with Kentucky every year is amazing but let’s be completely honest – Bo coached circles around him in this game.
The trash talk was strong before tip
Dekker, once again, showing he’s one of the best, most clutch players in the game. Been absolutely unconscious this whole tournament.
Add another monster shot to the resume-
Kentucky is so freakishly athletic that they block shots literally with their dicks
And how bout those refs?
There were about 100 shitty calls but these were the three main ones:
1) A bullshit charge call that resulted in a 5 point swing
That’s just simply not a charge by definition.
2) An egregious shot clock violation.
3) No penalty for this “basketball play”
My complaint is not that the refs influenced the outcome of the game, because I think they perfectly evened out. My complaint is that they are making these horrible, atrocious calls in the first place. Come on NCAA, this is March Madness, it’s your premier sporting event, it’s perfect in every single way and you’ve got these clowns out there trying to ruin it. Clean this shit up.
In the end, Wisconsin =
(Frank Kaminsky, birthday boy or bar mitzvah boy?)
All season and tournament I’ve been saying how impressed I was with how classy and selfless this Kentucky team was. A squad full of superstars who sacrificed playing time and person stats to win as a team. Well that second part may be true but you can throw classy right out the window.
And don’t forget Cauley-Stein walking off without shaking hands. Such a punk move, hate that.
Bye Willie, good game.
What a difference a year makes.
Bye Ashley (please don’t sue me)
A hero’s welcome back at the hotel for Wisco.
Meanwhile Lexington just wants to watch the world burn.
Whoops!
This picture will literally never ever get old.
Would Wisconsin?
One more game. Duke Wisconsin. Opened as a pick-em. Two teams playing the best ball in the country. Player of the year vs. NBA lottery pick. Dekker, Koenig, Gasser….Tyus, Winslow, Cook. Damn it’s gonna be good.