Bizarro Internet Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time when we can all come together as one and take solace in knowing that as weird as we may be, at least we’re not these freakbodies who are legitimately commenting on Pornhub. Just realize that no matter what, things could always be worse for you. Unless, of course, your username is featured this week. In which case, things will never get better and you’ll probably end up alone.
Starting off with just a classic comment. Caps Lock for emphasis, and grammatically correct use of commas. You can tell he really took his time with this one. Well done.
1) I fully support this. Co-sign, and then co-sign again. But 2) Do gay dudes just walk around all day sippin’ on their own seed? Because that’s kind of what diesel2k1 is implying here.
I could eat a bowl of Captain Crunch out of her sunken chest cavity right now.
Happy Easter, you guys! Jesus would have wanted it this way.
Do less, guy. Do very much less.
Don’t you dare think for one second that this bro doesn’t absolutely love sex. Dude FUKN LOVES SEX more than anything, dude. And chicks? My man loves chicks. Like a bag of sand.
I just threw up in my mouth. I’m sure this creature never actually fucked his mom, but you’ve gotta be one sick and twisted individual to even joke about it.
This is much funnier if you read it in Black Guy voice. I like to go with something similar to a Chris Rock.
Someone get Raptormatrix101 a medal. We must commend him for his bravery to voice this very radical opinion.
SIN3 brings up a lot of great questions here. E.L.E.
Does everyone know by now what Truffle Butter means? If you don’t, it’s “when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy, and the tan buttery substance around her pussy is truffle butter”. Really changed my perception of the song once I found that out. Still a jam though.
And thus concludes another week in the wonderful world of freaks. Hope you all have yourselves a great weekend. And if at any point you come across any great comments throughout your travels to Pornhub, feel free to send them on over to @BarstoolJordie.
Stay sexy out there.