Lu Lu The Chinese Panda Just Broke The Panda Sex Record With An 8 Minute Bone Session

(Source) A panda in China has been nicknamed ‘The Enduring Brother’ – for his record-breaking love-making. Lu Lu and partner Zhen Zhen mated for an impressive seven minutes and 45 seconds, setting a new record for the year at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Centre.

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GET SOME LU LU. 7 minutes and 45 seconds? What are you Evan Stone? Jesus Christ man, save some for the rest of us. Real quick question though. Did we just watch Panda porn? Is Lu Lu the first Panda porn star? Are we all perverts? Also what color dick do Panda’s have? Is it white? Is it black? Is it like a half moon cookie? Are they small because they’re technically Asian? Fuck this is way too many Panda sex questions, let’s just go to the highlights.

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Leverage City.

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Relax Lu Lu, giving off a rape culture vibe with that face.

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Annnd we’re done.

So concludes today in Panda Sex