Jason And Amanda Dufner Are Getting A Divorce
Golf Channel- A day after finishing tied for 24th at the Valspar Championship, Jason Dufner agreed to a divorce settlement with his wife Amanda. The Dufner’s were married in May 2012 and according to court documents obtained by GolfChannel.com the two separated on Feb. 17, 2015. According to the divorce settlement, which was filed on March 16 by Amanda Dufner, there had been an “irretrievable breakdown of the marriage” and there was “a complete incompatibility of temperament that the parties can no longer live together.” Amanda Dufner will receive a gross sum of $2.5 million, and Jason Dufner will maintain ownership of two houses in Auburn, Ala., including a 46-acre home that is under construction. The divorce was filed in Jefferson (Ala.) County and a judge still has to make a final ruling, which is expected in April. Representatives with Dufner’s management firm, IMG Golf, declined to comment on the filing, and Amanda Dufner’s attorney, Jack Held, also declined to comment. Dufner has struggled this season after being slowed late last year with a neck injury, posting just one top-10 finish in eight starts. His next scheduled start is the Masters.
NOOOOOOOOOOO. Day ruined. See. This is what happens when you get skinny. All hell breaks loose. No good can come from it There’s simply no upside to it. What was happening in Jason’s life when he was fat and still had eight chins? That’s right. He was slaying his smoke wife Amanda and winning golf tournaments. He was on top of the world. Traveling and meeting celebrities. And did I mention he was slaying his smoke wife Amanda? Now that he’s skinny? He’s no longer winning and he no longer is slaying his smoke wife Amanda. I’m not saying there’s a correlation between him not winning and her saying, “Peace out” but I’m not not saying that either. Either way, they’re getting divorced. It’s over. My favorite golf couple on the planet are no more. It makes me sad. I loved The Dufners. It gave all of us fat dudes out there hope. Hope that you could look like a totally fat slob and still get the girl. Well now that dream is dead. Dufner’s only option at this point is to get fat again and start winning majors and get another smoke trophy wife. Pull a Rory. The best revenge is living well.
PS- To be totally honest, this isn’t a complete shock. We’ve been getting a decent number of e-mails the last couple of weeks saying, “Hey I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that says the Dufners are getting a divorce” but it was never anything concrete. We’re not just gonna run with a story because somebody heard it through 20 grape vines. But turns out it was true.