Brittney Alger From Last Week's Episode Of Always Sunny Is A Smoke And Says She Uses The D.E.N.N.I.S. System On Guys

Just caught up on last week’s Always Sunny and I’ve never been more confused in my life. Brittney Alger is about as hot as it gets but almost every time she was on camera Frank, Mrs. Mac, and Charlie’s mom were on the screen as well. Basically the three least attractive people ever with one of the sexiest ever. Confused boners like you read about. Anyway this chick made a cameo in Pitch Perfect as this chick:

and she’s in Fast and Furious 7. She was in Maxim’s hometown hotties and what not, and she’s got a little bit of a Melanie Iglesias/Minka Kelly vibe going. And as I’m reading this I realize I most definitely have a type. Whatever she’s a total minx and if she ever wants to Engage me Physically and Neglect me Emotionally, I’m down girl.