Congresswoman Eleanor Norton Was Videotaped Doing A TERRIBLE Job Parking Her Car
(Source) This may not be the worst parking job ever, but it’s certainly in the conversation. Outside the Capitol building in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday, 77-year-old congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton squeezed into a parking spot at an angle that, well… just look for yourself.
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Hold on here. Bad parking job? Yes, but fired? Fuck no. That’s old people parking 101. You drive slow, you stop at stop signs for 25 seconds, you always have your blinker on and you swing your car into a parking spot and never adjust. Don’t care if it’s diagonal lines or straight lines at the Grocery store, once you hit the age of 70 you do one shot parking every single time. The bar is lowered, the fact that you didn’t kill anyone is more than fine, asking for a perfect parking job is just being greedy. So no, she doesn’t lose her job. It’s like when your grandfather gets old and you take away his license. You don’t do it when he does a shitty job parking, you do it when he backs into someone or runs over a person walking in a crosswalk. Because I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, once you take away an old person’s drivers license, they die. Like JoePa and football. You take something they love and then they give up, roll over and die. You want to murder this lady? Because that’s what you’ll be doing, remember that.