It's Official - We're Having The Horniest May In Recorded History
Not to get overly scientific here but there's some big time comfort that comes with this wet data. A lot of people got nervous when quarantine started that society would dry up as a whole and nobody would be getting laid. And obviously your social life's hit rock bottom along with your physical and emotional health. But to know that we're getting wetter than ever is a testament to the human condition. Like how they say that retirement communities have some of the highest sexual activity rates across all human populations - it doesn't make sense at first but then you realize it's all about captivity = penetration. Seniors are wise enough to not waste time and now we're seeing rapid downstream evolution in the wake of similar circumstances for the rest of us.
And honestly I'm enjoying it.