Poland Invented Canoe Tug O War And It Is AWESOME

WOW! I mean W O W. Fucking awesome. Just redefining the word intense. That was honestly so electric and I got so caught up in it I didnt even understand the Red Team was losing. After the fact I started using my brain and realized that they’re paddling forward but I got so caught up in the cheering and the excitement I didnt even know who was winning Canoe Tug O War.

Gotta hand it to the Polish on this one. We need more sports. Inventing a new sport is fucking incredible. The Japanese have that capture the flag pole game. We had Slamball for a brief period of time. But for the most part its just baseball football basketball hockey, wash rinse repeat. Mixing it up with some Canoe Tug O War is an incredible idea. Basically what we need is a Professional Gym Class League. The PGCL. Where all gym games are turned into professional competitions. The list of those games are endless. Take the all time classics and put a twist on it like the Polish did here – “lets just do this shit in a pool in a canoe!” – and you have yourself a whole new sport. Then air it on Spike TV and make zillions thousands of dollars. I would for sure watch this kinda shit all day long

PS – Every league’s All Star Games should just be their athletes playing gym games. Tell me you wouldnt want to watch Russell Westbrook playing Steal the Bacon with Chris Paul. Or have Vince Wilfork rolling around on those gym class scooters. Dodgeball with QBs. Guard the pins with goalies. Infinitely more entertaining than watching an exhibition game.