Barstool Rundown March 25

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Today’s Topics

If You Think Any Of The Tampering Comments In The Jets/Pats Saga Actually Matter, You’re Brain Dead

Breaking News: The Biebs and Leo Are Now Besties #Prayforallthepussy

Breaking News: Zayn Malik Just Left One Direction!?

If You Think You’re Having A Bad Day At Least You Aren’t This Moped Driver

New Entourage Movie Trailer Is Out And It Has More Celebrity Cameos Than There Are Stars In The Sky

Marlins Pitcher Jarred Cosart May Have Been Outed As A Sports Bettor Last Night On Twitter And Naturally People Are Now Guessing Whether He’s Been Throwing Games On Purpose

That Moment When You’re Daring People To Come Fight You And You Fall Outta The Truck

This Babe Got Arrested For Picking Up Dog Shit and Smearing It On Her Neighbor’s Face

Feminists Suggest Replacing Clapping With Jazz Hands Because Applause Can Trigger Anxiety