This Babe Got Arrested For Picking Up Dog Shit and Smearing It On Her Neighbor's Face

Boca - A Boca Raton woman has been charged with smearing dog poop on her neighbor after they got into a fight because the neighbor’s dog defecated in her yard, police said. Amy Goldberg, 57, was released Thursday after being charged with battery on a person 65 years or older. According to an arrest report, Goldberg’s neighbor was walking her dog when the animal defecated on Goldberg’s lawn in their upscale golf club community. The neighbor said that Goldberg told her to clean it up. Goldberg then picked up the feces and smeared it on the woman’s hands and shirt, police said. The Palm Beach Post reports Goldberg admitted targeting the neighbor with feces but claimed her neighbor smeared it on herself.

A good ol’ fashioned he-said, she-said. Here’s what we know. This babe’s neighbor let’s her dog shit all over the place. Ms. Goldberg got tired of that and was like look bitch, clean up your dog’s shit. The neighbor sassed her, and next thing you know Ms. Goldberg is flinging poop at the neighbor. Just throwing shit like grenades all over her neighbor’s face. I guess that’s the new hotness, getting your face covered with bodily excrements best meant for toilets. But the wrinkle in the story is truly facinating— Ms. Goldberg admits to throwing the poop at her neighbor, butttttt claims the neighbor starting rubbing it in herself. Like going HAM with the shit, trying to exfoliate with it, pretending she’s in a Neutrogina commercial. That’s a HUGE claim. Claiming someone took poop and started smearing it over their own face is bold. That’s two very different stories. That’s the difference between “I saw Nina Agdal in a magazine” and “I had consensual anal sex with Nina Agdal and she said I have the biggest dick she’s ever seen”. I don’t know who is right or wrong in this story, but if the woman did start smearing shit all over her lips and in her ears, there’s a lot bigger of a problem than just a few turds on the grass.