Look How Fucking Big Hulk Hogan's Back Is

That's an absolutely ginormous back on the Hulkster. You could land a 747 on that thing. You could paint a double-scale Mona Lisa on it! It's big enough for Lex Luger to slam Yokozuna on top of! It probably has its own god damn zip code! 

You still got it, they're saying? You never lost it, pal!

I really wonder what prompted this picture to be taken. In my head-canon, Hulk was just walking around his Surf Shop in Clearwater, caught a glimpse of himself in a mirror, and something went off in his brain that said:

"Brother, we're having a MASSIVE back day. Let's pop this top and get a picture on Twitter for the Hulkamaniacs at home. They've gotta see this shit."

That's what I hope happened.