The Final Boss Of Dads Mows The Lawn During A God Damn Tornado
DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!
Mowing.
Like it was the most ridiculous question he's ever been asked. What am I doing? Uh. What else could I do to make this more obvious.
Oh. Are you asking because of this 300 mph F5 tornado? Yeah, little windy. No problemo though. This baby's a Craftsman.
The Final Boss of Dads.
If you haven't mowed the lawn with a tree lookin like this:
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