People Are Angry At Bud Light For This Tweet Because It Promotes Assault And Rape Culture

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Am I being trolled? Is that what’s happening right now? This can not possibly be real life. I refuse to believe it. People are actually saying that Bud Light jokingly tweeting that you can pinch people for not wearing green is promoting rape and assault? WHAT THE FUCK?!?! How is this possible? Who the fuck reads a Bud Light tweet and immediately says, oh nice, I can go assault some women because Bud Light told me it’s ok? Better yet, who doesn’t realize it’s just a stupid silly joke in the first place. No one actually pinches people, you just say that as a joke on St. Patrick’s Day. Watch out, you’re not wearing green, I’m going to pinch you LOL. Fuck this man. I’m a pretty rational guy. I think I have a firm grasp on what’s right and what’s wrong but fuck this. The leap it takes to go from jokingly pinching someone for not wearing green (which no one actually does) to straight up assault and lawsuits and rape is so incredibly large I can’t even fathom it. Seriously what the hell is wrong with everyone? The fact that people think a Bud Light tweet is a mandate for assault is insanity to me. Never even for a second did I think this tweet meant I could go touching random women, never ever. You know why? Because I have an IQ over 40.

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