Lowering The Bar: A Not So Gross World Record

We've done a lot of gross things on Lowering The Bar, but the least gross has to be attempting to set a Guinness World Record.  Most socks on your feet in 30 seconds? Easy. Or so we thought.  

What's the world record? - 28 socks in 30 seconds.  

Barstool Record? - 11 socks in 30 seconds.

Take notes and attempt to shatter the record yourself ...  hopefully you still have some clean socks left.