The Stabber At The Celtics Game Has The Most Badass Street Name Ever

You see a couple white boys fighting in the balcony of a Boston Celtics game, waving switch blades in a total hardo manner, and you immediately assume they’re a bunch of fake tough guys. To be honest once I saw that the victim was fine I thought the whole situation was kind of funny. But now? Whoa no. Baby Gangsta is a fucking badass street alias. That’s how you know this guy is not to be trifled with. Everyone knows that the toughest dude on the street always has a goofy name. Like if someone’s nickname is “Baddest motherfucker on the block and I’ll eat your kid” then you know he has a glass jaw and fights with fluffy fingers. But Baby Gangsta? Those kind of names are only reserved for the hardest of the hard. That’s street code. I bet if the victim knew he was messing with Baby G then he would’ve shut his mouth immediately.

h/t Gws10