Middle Eastern Lady Almost Gets Mugged, Fights The Dude Off And Extracts A Little Revenge

Now that’s how you do it if you’re a woman in the Middle East. I get it’s the culture there and whatever but I’m tired of seeing stories about them getting buried up to their heads and stoned to death for holding a guy’s hand or wearing pants in public. I need some bad burka bitches on the squad, an army of caramel Brides from Kill Bill not taking shit from these douchebags. And I think I’ve found the leader of my crew. Just fighting a dude off, tasing him (I think?), then jacking his ride? Total boss move and I love everything about it. Fear not, Arab ladies, liberation is coming and if there’s one thing you can trust, it’s an American man with little knowledge of your country or lives coming over there to clean things up.

For the record, me and the Arab Goddess Squad’s theme song:

PS Don’t even care if this video is fake, I’ve fully convinced myself to be all in on the idea of helming a group of Arab lady justice warriors. Spags’ Angels. The dream.