WE CAN FINALLY GO BOWLING AGAIN (In Georgia, Maybe)
FOX Atlanta - Gov. Brian Kemp says Georgia is on track to meet the criteria to begin easing social distancing and reopening Georgia's economy as health officials continue battling the spread of COVID-19.
Given the favorable data, Kemp said that gyms, fitness centers, bowling alleys, barbershops, and more would be able to open Friday, April 24.
Bars, nightclubs, and amusement parks would remain closed until further notice, the governor said.
Leave it up to Georgia to build a comfortable 28-3 lead against COVID-19 only to risk it all. Tho to be fair, the thought alone has me horned up. With or without months of quarantine, it's impossible to beat a night on the lanes with the boys and the cigs inside and the big spare pick ups while the frothy pitchers of GTLF flow like the ancient rivers of Babylon
That's my blood flow right now thinking about a 3-game set at Diversey Lanes tonight with my squad. Just the thought of the pin action and the fist pumps has me so dialed in that my sperm count just tripled.
There goes Two Bird Carl. The guy who risked it all to fly private to Georgia to bowl a 418 three-game series with a used car dealership owner. - you guys live tweeting my first appearance at Declans
Smart or stupid. Right or wrong. I think we can all agree closing down the amusement parks still sucks. Even if it's a huge threat to spread the virus, I would still like to hear some arguments for the other side. Maybe a few laps on Raging Bull would be good for the soul: