Wake Up With Dave Portnoy Absolutely DOMINATING The American Gerbil Society

Every morning we wake up with an ode to our master!  Enjoy!  Go Pres Go!  King Of The Gerbils!  Lord and Savior to us all!  

PS - Get it, Fortnight Boy!  Maybe one day you can be 1/10000000000th of the person/Deity Dave Portnoy has become! 

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