Pippa Middleton Is Biking Across America On A 3,000 Mile Journey Ending In Annapolis

WTOP — Possibly the most popular little sister in the United Kingdom, Pippa Middleton, sister of Princess Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, will be breaking out on her own in America this week. According to NBC 7 in San Diego, Pippa set out on an eight-person bicycle relay in the Race Across America (RAAM) Saturday. The annual charity trek set off at the Oceanside Pier in San Diego and is expected to run 3,000 miles across the country, ending in Annapolis, Md., by June 24. Pippa, 30, is expected to clock some 300 miles herself on the journey, which, according to the RAAM website, will cover 12 states and and climb a total of 170,000 feet.

 

Pippa’s coming to town! Holla! Class and royalty coming to a place chock full of it. I don’t expect her to ever leave. She’s just going to fall head over heels with the regality that is Annapolis, MD. We’ll adopt her as one of our own. She’ll fit right in. Struttin her stuff around the docks til the end of time. Unreal ass all day, every day that one time.

 

PS: Has anyone ever made a killing off of one outfit like Pippa has? It’s the stuff of legends. We’re not ever talking about her without her very public homicide of that white dress. There are even rumors that her ass was fake that day. That’s when you reach legend status, when conspiracy theories pop up. Jordan’s flu game. Schilling’s bloody sock. Pippa’s ass.