My Boy Hakim Emmanuel Bowled A Turkey

Did I hear that right? This is the first Turkey in the history of Massachusetts? Only 27 turkies in the history off the world? That’s pretty impressive shit. More impressive considering Hakim had never bowled 1 perfect game in his life before putting 3 on top of each other. Clearly somebody has been using their free time wisely from the MBTA being broken.

As a sidenote I wonder how many people have gotten to the last frame and fucked it up? I mean I can’t imagine more pressure on you for anything in your life than the last shot of a Turkey. It’s not just history you’re chasing, but it’s the 900 ring. I think I want that more than a Superbowl ring. I mean look at it! Chick be leaking and they don’t even know why. Mr. Big Dick Turkey coming through.