Verne Troyer Vs. A Thanksgiving Turkey In A Battle For The Ages

You know the old “Thrill of Victory, Agony of Defeat” shot they do at the end of sporting events. Well this right here is the very definition of Agony of Defeat.

Bested by a Butterball Turkey. You lifted those weights, you watched that film, then you hit the field and a dead Turkey beat your ass. And for us it’s one of those moments where you don’t realize the small things in life. Like being able to pick up a 20 lb turkey with the ease and strength of a thousand midgets. Meanwhile Verne here is in a life and death struggle just to get that frozen turkey from point A to point B. If you are thankful for one thing this holiday season be thankful for your ability to carry a Turkey, if you are thankful for 2, be thankful Verne Troyer exists and has a pretty good sense of humor about all of this.

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