Here Are The World's 35 Most Powerful Militaries Annnddd Going To War With America Is Suicide

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BI – Despite the potential powder keg in the South China Sea, standoffs in Ukraine, and proxy wars throughout the Middle East, inter-state warfare between the world’s military powers has been all but banished from the global scene (for the time being, at least). For a simpler evaluation of military power, we turned to the Global Firepower Index, a ranking of 106 nations based on more than 50 factors including overall military budget, available manpower, and the amount of equipment each country has in its respective arsenal, as well as access to natural resources.

WE’RE #1! Suck it, world. So what if our military budget is so high you can cut it in half and we’d still spend more then the next 4 countries on the list combined. This Military Industrial Complex helps us sleep just that much better at night. Assuming the nukes are kept in the pants, I’d hammer the spread and the over vs. any country out there except for China. I don’t care if they’re armed with pointed sticks, I still would be hesitant going up against 1.35 billion little Commies with nothing to lose.

No shot in hell North Korea has submarines outside of a bathtub. But Pakistan has the bomb? Really? That surprised and scared the shit out of me. It’s not comforting to know you can wipe out an entire city by building an atomic weapon in a cave with Legos. Whatever. America, FUCK YEAH!