Couple Kicked Out Of MSG For Having Sex In The Bathroom At The Rodeo

 

BlackSportsOnline – A gentleman attending a Professional Bull Riders event at Madison Square Garden this weekend walked in on some hot and steamy action per Deadspin.

Clear shenanigans going on in the handicap stall, she was loud. Dudes were taking photos above the stall that captured the dirty deed but I have standards.

5 minutes later, I return to my seat, and a drunk stumbling girl wearing no bra walks up the aisle, followed closely by MSG security. Soon after, security walks to her seat, puts cuffs on her and escorts her out of our section. The whole section cheered. The boyfriend seemed to escape capture.

I’m usually a little torn on the Rodeo at MSG. On the one hand its one of the douchiest events in NYC. All the same people who go to the Hunt go to the Rodeo. Its the ultimate Patagonia Vest Finance Bro Basic Betch fest. Just something the yuppies have turned into one of their events for the year. On the other hand, people are just boozing and watching cowboys do rodeo shit so I dont wanna be the party pooper and hate on that like someone pissed in my Cheerios.

But there is absolutely no way I can possibly hate on these two fucking in the bathroom at the Garden. Dont care if that dude was the biggest investment banker prick and that chick was the most annoying Murray Hill JAP. Anybody who fucks in the bathroom and gets cuffed for it is A-OK in my book. Having some loud, drunk, rodeo sex in the cripple stall at the bathroom is as savage as it gets. Just a couple barbarians who just need some dick/pussy to the point that they cant control themselves. Cant blame em. There’s no better aphrodisiac than bucking broncos and thrashing bulls and fearless rodeo clowns. All that Wild West shit gets the pussy wet and the dick hard. I think I might go crank one out after writing this blog its got me so hot and bothered. Good for these 2.