Chick Arrested For Leaving Her Children In The Car While She Blew Some Dude In The Parking Lot

The Smoking Gun – A Louisiana woman left her two young children unattended in her SUV while she performed oral sex on her boyfriend in his vehicle around 12:30 AM Friday, police report.  Princess Marks, 25, reportedly admitted to Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office deputies that she was unable to see her children–aged seven and five–while she was pleasuring her boyfriend in the parking lot of a Lake Charles store. Cops found the children inside the SUV, which was not running and had its windows down. Marks’s post-midnight assignation resulted in her arrest for child desertion. Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Marks was booked into jail and later released after posting $5000 bond on the felony count. Following her collar, Marks’s offspring were placed in the custody of family members. Her beau–whom investigators did not identify–was not arrested.

If I hear one more goddam story about people getting in trouble for leaving their kids in the car I’m gonna fucking snap. Its like the newest rage. People freaking the fuck out about leaving kids and dog in cars. Can we all fucking relax? Its not like you left them in some torture dungeon or something. Sometimes you gotta just run into the store real quick to buy some bread and milk and its easier to just leave the kids in the car for a minute. Sometimes you gotta go give your boyfriend some sloppy top a few cars down in the parking lot and you just tell them to stay put. Whats so terrible about that?

I mean what would you have preferred? Do you want her to bring the kids when she’s sucking this guy’s dick? Oh yea thats real good parenting. Just have little Suzie and little Johnny sit in the back seat while you blow your boyfriend up front. Much better solution. Bottom line is sometimes you gotta run some errands and sometimes you gotta suck a dick and you can’t be lugging the kids with you every single time.