I’d Vomit My Tits Off If You Strapped Me In This Contraption

I think this is just a little gymnastics goofin but it’s impossible to know. That’s the thing about gymnastics. All their training programs are as secretive as the navy seals which is why we only learn about what happens in gymnastics from leaked videos and books.

This contraption would make my brain splatter against my skull. I don’t think I’d be able to see for a week straight if I got put in a spin cycle like that now. I’m not a fucking blanket filled with water and tide deterrent so don’t spin me around like I’m in a washer machine during the final stages of my weekly cleaning. Get it? Cause the washer machine spins super fast at the end to get rid of most of the water so it doesn’t take forever to dry. I’d get rid of most of my water if I spun that much too but the water would be in the form of urine and vomit.

end blog.