This Broad Freaking Out Over Mariano Is My Least Favorite Yankee Fan Of All Time

Its no secret that every single person that roots for the Yankees is my mortal enemy. But this chick is numero uno. She’s the one. I hate her with the fire of a thousand suns. I saw this on Friday night and she’s been on my mind ever since. Just awful. Particularly because she embodies the absurdity that is the Mariano Farewell tour. Just a bunch of assholes in every ballpark cumming in their pants every time he jogs out. Puke city.