15 Year Study From French Scientist Says Bras Are Bad For Tits

The Local – Women should forget everything they’ve been told about bras. According to a new French study, published on Wednesday, wearing a bra does nothing to reduce back pain, and the chest supports actually cause increased breast sagging. The results of a mammoth 15-year study led by professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, from the University of Besançon in eastern France, are finally in and it looks like conventional wisdom about bras and back pain has been way off the mark. According to Rouillon, a sports science expert, the lesson to be learned from the preliminary results of his marathon experiment is that “bras are a false necessity”. “Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra,” Professor Rouillon told France Info radio on Wednesday. After regularly measuring women who were not wearing bras the scientists concluded that “on average their nipples lifted on average seven millimetres in one year in relation to the shoulders.” Capucine, a 28-year-old woman who participated in the professor’s in-depth study, hasn’t worn a bra for two years, and swears by the results. “There are multiple benefits: I breathe more easily, I carry myself better, and I have less back pain,” Capucine told France Info. Despite the groundbreaking results of his study Rouillon advised certain women not to immediately throw away all their bras in the bin. “It would be of no benefit to a 45-year-old mother to stop wearing a bra,” he warned.

Makes perfect sense to me. Bras make tits soft. I’m not talking about physically feeling soft. I’m talking metaphorically. Soft tits. Coddled. Lazy. Haven’t had to work a day in their life because they’ve had a bra holding them up every single day since they were like 14 years old. I want tits that have some work ethic. Tits with gumption. Think about how many spoiled kids you know and where they end up later in life. You have parents doing everything for you every day of your life and eventually when you’re on your own, you’re completely helpless. End up dead in the gutter. Thats tits that have a bra doing all the work against gravity for them. One day you finally pop the bra off and those tits have absolutely no idea how to handle the real world and the gravity around them. They buckle under the pressure and sag right to the floor without putting up even one ounce of a fight.

If tits couldn’t handle gravity, they would grow on top of chicks shoulders or something. Maybe directly on top of their head. Some place that naturally supported them. Tits can hold their own against gravity because thats the way that anatomical evolution works. If they are still hanging from your chest, then thats all good. No need to worry. Let your titties hang girls! Work those muscles out and your tits will actually get perkier. Apparently you’ll also breathe better and your back won’t hurt and blah blah blah. Nobody cares about all that “feeling better” garbage. Its just about how your tits look and apparently they’ll look better. Ditch the bra.