Hey Notre Dame - Get Over Yourself
No disrespect to the digital postcards crafted by Matt Cashore and Barbara Johnston here. For all intents and purposes they did a fine job and blah blah blah. But literally holy fucking shit... what an uppity douchebag Notre Dame move to think your squirrels are better than my squirrels
Before I go tho - just a word to all the Notre Dame students who saw that video and went Awwwwwwwww. You guys make me sick. For $27,000 this semester you will now get a bunch of online classes and absolute zero pageantry. Most places we call that community college and it builds character.
Your class rings are in the mail.