Marshawn Lynch Finally Speaks To The Media (He Speaks To Skittles)

Not sure how to react to videos like this. Because, on one hand, I genuinely believe that Marshawn Lynch has some kind of social-anxiety disorder. I see things like his postgame after the Panthers and I think it’s disgusting that the media continues to ask him questions. He was noticeably uncomfortable and upset for that one and if it makes a dude sick to be in the spotlight then leave him the fuck alone. But here? He’s like the most charismatic guy in the NFL. That shit was funny, a fantastic ad, and he was extraordinarily likeable throughout the entire thing (except for the part where he watches cat videos over dog videos) . After seeing that it kind of sucks that we have to root against him come Sunday. If it wasn’t for Lagarette Blount I’d murder like 100 homeless people to have Marshawn in a Pats uni.

PS – Taking a blimp to the game instead of a jet pack is preposterous. Jet pack all day.