Sal Paolantonio Just Said The Reason Tom Brady Held A Press Conference Was Because He's Afraid Women Won't buy Uggs Anymore

If you haven’t bought yet wake up and get in the game.  It’s Us vs. Them.

That just happened.  No really.  That just happened.  Sal Paolantonio saying that the reason Tom Brady held a press conference was because his marketing people told him he needed to do brand control because women don’t like cheaters and women buy Uggs.  No seriously.  That really just happened.    And people are calling me crazy? Saying that I can’t see the truth.  Do you people see what is going on?  The world is CRAZY.  Everybody HATES the Patriots.  They HATE Tom Brady.  They HATE Bill Belichick.   Nothing anybody is saying makes any sense.  The entire nation is embarrassing themselves.   Everybody from Big Cat, to KFC, to John Harbaugh to Sal Paolantonio.   We get it guys.  You hate us cause you ain’t us.  Get over it.

PS – There may be no less qualified human on earth to talk about what women like than Sal Paolantonio.  Tom Brady could put shit in a box and sell it to women because women LOVE To Brady.  I don’t care if Tom Brady killed somebody they’d still love him. You just don’t go around impregnating supermodels by accident you doofus.  Chris Brown freaking beat Rihanna to a pulp and chicks still can’t stop fingering themselves over him.  Do a tiny bit of research you clown.